Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Ju... Just why?

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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tims sty:)

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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obama

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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