What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Neither does he.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

i'm funny

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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