- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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