- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

shammmm is a lesbian.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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