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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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