- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

raisin boogers

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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