- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Knock, Knock Come in

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

BenWuzHear

What time is it? 20:45.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

hey guys what's up?

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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