What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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