what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Bob dole

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Black People.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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