Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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