What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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