Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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