Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Guess what? Holocaust

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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