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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

you know whats funny the letter Q

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Billy Cundiff.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Hey Shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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