Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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No.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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obama leadership

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Nickelback

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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