- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Netflix and chill

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Ju... Just why?

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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