What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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