What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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lol

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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