Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Hey Shea

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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