why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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