Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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