What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Top Gear USA

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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