why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Needless to say,

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Black People.

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