Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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