Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Dogs in my home.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

This is a joke setup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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