What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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