How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why did the book disappear?

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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...............................................................hi

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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