- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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men's rights.

obama

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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