A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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your mum

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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