You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Two english guys meet at work

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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TOBUSCUS

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Land Rovers

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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