Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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