- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

skurfboards we love fat kids

So. The gays. ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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