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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

69 How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Dogs in my home.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.