why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Your mom.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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