yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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