- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Tell you something funny.

A women's opinion.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Yo momma so fat you have aids

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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