What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock knock Who's there Police

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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