Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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giddy goat

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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I have aids

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Anti Joke

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