- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

skurfboards we love fat kids

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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