- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Woman.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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