The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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