You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Women Driving.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Penis.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Harry Styles

I never asked for this.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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