- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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