A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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my whole life!

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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