- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

How old is your mom? Old.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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