How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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President Donald Trump

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Breast cancer.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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