What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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fruit salad?

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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