- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

knock knock. come in.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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