Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

E= McVagina

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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