- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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