"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

This is a joke setup.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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