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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

knock knock Come in!!!

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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