How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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i like pie.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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