What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Yes!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Neither does he.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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