What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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